T̴͖̩̘̊̂̎̾̍͛̏ḩ̵̘̝̪̯͚̩̿͑̍̋̄͝a̵̼̠̫̯̖͉̹̯͒̐͜͝͠t̶̟̼̟͙͇̳͎̋̋̍̓͝'̷̻̣͔̼̘͗̋͐̀͒͂͝ͅs̷̨̞̞̩̻̙̈́͑̾̀̓̈́̂́̚ true. Not dying'̷͙̟̮͖͓̉̄ͅs̷̨̮̘̃̆͝ ̵̻͙̼̤̙̥͊̄́͒͜͠l̷̗̯̻̳̰̓̾͑͝ỉ̴͔̓̿͊̿̈͂̚͝k̵̪̪̓̍́̓̾͘e̸̳̙͙̪̰̋̉̅̿͆͊͝ 95% o̶̧̖̟̼͓̳̕f̶̡̢̡̛̖̺̆̓̅̇̽̅͝ ̶̨̡̤̦͉͓̳͌͑m̸̡͇̗̱̦͈̜̫̤͆̀̅͐͊͆̽y job.
[It's a terribly weak attempt at a joke, but it's also accurate, and it probably is much of the reason he's still at all functional. That won't last for too much longer, though, which he's vaguely aware of, and he tries to gather his thoughts.]
T̴̩͍͎͇̦͖̑͒̏h̷̙̺͕̝̀͒̒̒̈ę̴̳̖̙̈̌͑̏͋͘͠y̴̡̡̺͎̦̱̰̾̅ want us alive f̴̣̮̣̘̆̃͑ŏ̴̟̜r̴͇͛̄̊̚͜͝ ̸͔̤̤͈͍̜̱͖̏̓̊͝ͅs̸͓̙̮̻̩͆̌͐̐o̶̢̪͓̘̞̬̒̈́̈́̕m̵͇̳̩̀̍̆̈́̓̃́͘͜͝e̶̲̗̞͗̇̄̄̈́t̸̲̗̜̗̀͜h̶̩͉̃͌ing. Ţ̸̍̓̂͗̋͜h̶̩̪͗ͅe̸͓̩͂̈́̈́͘y̷͚̽̍͗̚͝ ̶͚͕͔͍̭͎̀͂͊̂̑́̾̚͘ͅcalled it ascending.
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[It's a terribly weak attempt at a joke, but it's also accurate, and it probably is much of the reason he's still at all functional. That won't last for too much longer, though, which he's vaguely aware of, and he tries to gather his thoughts.]
T̴̩͍͎͇̦͖̑͒̏h̷̙̺͕̝̀͒̒̒̈ę̴̳̖̙̈̌͑̏͋͘͠y̴̡̡̺͎̦̱̰̾̅ want us alive f̴̣̮̣̘̆̃͑ŏ̴̟̜r̴͇͛̄̊̚͜͝ ̸͔̤̤͈͍̜̱͖̏̓̊͝ͅs̸͓̙̮̻̩͆̌͐̐o̶̢̪͓̘̞̬̒̈́̈́̕m̵͇̳̩̀̍̆̈́̓̃́͘͜͝e̶̲̗̞͗̇̄̄̈́t̸̲̗̜̗̀͜h̶̩͉̃͌ing. Ţ̸̍̓̂͗̋͜h̶̩̪͗ͅe̸͓̩͂̈́̈́͘y̷͚̽̍͗̚͝ ̶͚͕͔͍̭͎̀͂͊̂̑́̾̚͘ͅcalled it ascending.